Not Me Monday!

It's that time again to be brutally honest with everyone around me with what I did not do this week. It has been a very embarrassing week and I can not believe I'm actually going to admit what I did not do. And if you saw that this really happened just know that it really wasn't me who you spotted.

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A customer did not come into my office to pay her bill and say it was the first time she actually dropped off a payment. I did not tell the lady that I love the company and she should come in more often. Her reply was not, " the traffic is monotonous out there" to my reply of looking at her and saying "I'm not that smart can you explain yourself". I did not just say that to a customer. Nope! Not me!

I did not have to ask someone how to spell that word and it wasn't me who used dictionary.com to find the meaning. If there was a screen up on my computer at work it wasn't me who was trying to see what was so special about that word. Nope! Not me!

My manager did not find the smallest box turtle in her backyard and bring it into work on Wednesday. She also did not ask me what kinds of food the turtle likes to eat. I did not google "box turtle feeding" at work and find out that in fact the baby turtle likes eggs. Well what kind of eggs you ask? Only the best! I told her we should scramble some eggs for the turtle.. She did not crack up at me and say,"well how in the heck would the turtle's mom scramble eggs?" My reply, " Oh right good point!" Nope! not me!

I certainly would never dream about visiting MckMama! Actually 2 nights in a row I did not dream that I was babysitting her MSC before anyone actually knew she was going on a cruise to Paradise with PC and Stellan. Nope! Not me!

I did not win hair bows on Shelley's blog! I never win anything how could this possibly be? Did I really see my name? Was she really making these cute hair bows for her Sweet Claire who is waiting to come home from Korea? Nope! Not me!

And I definitely would NEVER volunteer to babysit 3 boys under the age of 5! Who in their sane mind who want to do that? Not me! I did not have the best time playing with these boys. And I would never let the youngest (8 month old) fall asleep on my chest. Nope! Not me!

My Uncle Chris has decided to get married on Valentine's Day and he would never ask me to make 60 cupcakes for his wedding. I mean why would someone give me a 2 weeks notice that he needs these cupcakes. I am not stressing because I know I'll be able to get them all made between work, social life, and home life. AGHH... Nope! Not Me!

What about you? What have you not did this past week?