Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Monday I did not call out from work because I wanted to stay home and play with Haley. My boss did not believe me the next morning that I was "sick" because I had asked to have MLK Jr. day off anyways but she wouldn't allow me. Well she would have if I desperately needed it off but I only asked once.

I did not order a desktop organizer for all the crap important things I need here at work. It wasn't $80 either and my boss did not tell me to order it since we're not getting raises again this year. I was not questioned by the man who releases all of our orders why I needed something that cost so much.

I am not MckMama's best friend in the whole entire world! We did not email and send direct messages to one another on Wednesday night. I was not totally excited and jumping out of my skin! Really MckMama knows I exist y'all! Whats not to love and be excited about!

I did not eat dinner with my best friend at Chili's on Wednesday night either. We did not have such an amazing time catching up with each others lives. She did not tell me that the last time she ever had her tires checked out and brakes looked at was in 2003. And she certainly would not have told me that the automotive man said that if she was his daughter she would not be driving off his lot without new tires or brakes! God bless her and be with my sweet friend.

I have not stayed on top of Kelly and Jenna's blog about their 2 week babies born days from each other. They have not had such great news to report to us bloggers. I have not been so emotional for their two families that every time I see they have posted a new update that I tear up and get chills all over my body. That would just be too insane.

I certainly would never imagine I was going on a tropical cruise with the MckFamily(minus the 3 older kids) while smoothing fresh coconut milk and roasted almonds blended with Hawaiian honey, vanilla mousse, and precious musks body butter. Why would I even want to live vicariously through MckMama when I have my own life to live.

I did not blog about Shelley and her husband trying to get help from fellow bloggers to bring baby Claire home from Korea! I have not checked her blog every day to see how much money she has left to raise.If you haven't checked out her blog yet she's giving away a Rebel Prize plus being able to make their family whole!

While at Wasabi for a friends birthday party, our cook did not catch himself on fire when he lit the volcano! It was not the funniest thing I had seen in such a long time. You could tell this cook did not like his job and was not having a blast. He did not start throwing rice all over me and my brother Josh and he did not throw the chicken at my face for me to catch it in my mouth! I did not leave overstuffed with my jaws hurting from smiling and laughing too much!

So what did you not do this week? Make sure you follow the new rules where you can read them here.